Tuesday, July 31, 2007

overspendage.

chicken banana, i totally hv no idea where my money went. ten bucks in two days on food. roti prata! cheese fries! drinks! sweets! chicken chop! baked curry rice! eeyer. so disgusting.

at least the sweets are for everybody. siao de, i buy sweets end up everybody eat. ahahha rmb the rabbit sweet time. now its fizzy cola! yumyum.

uh hmm. so you know i sit at the side of the class right by the windows, & daryl jianyu danny & nicholas sit behind me & thus i always hear alot of weird weird funny stuff. let me give you an idea of what i hear.
giggles.
chuckles.
criticism. eg "walao f---- so damn easy, OBVIOUS right! lidat also need to say,"
and then yesterday,
daryl: "...see jianyu that orgasm face."
(me: thinks '????' while trying to focus on math lesson)
nicholas: *laughs&laughs* "guys can have orgasms one meh?"
(me: thinks '?!?!?!')
nicholas repeats question.
danny: "then what, you think animals only"
nicholas: "but guys can have orgasms one meh??"
(me: *valiantly tries to hide laughter, turns slightly in chair & sees daryl looking at me when im trying not to laugh & then cannot tahan & bursts out laughing*)

classroom entertainment. i guess its better than watergun fights behind the teacher. i get to stay dry (:

today an insect came into our classroom right before english & it looked like a cockroach & it was right beside meifeng's seat which is 2rows in front of me & meifeng & i were like "omg cockroach! eeyer someone stop it!!"

okay so maybe it was just me.

but anw i was like, "no! dont let it get to my seat!!! minshan!!! stop it!!! do smth!!!" & everyone wasnt listening & the thing crawled & crawled & came closer......

"MEIFENG!!!!!!! MINSHAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!"

okay yeah i dont like roaches. plus i REALLY didnt want it near my seat, with all my stuff there. so minshan, with the =.= look, threw a box cover over it, temporarily solving the problem (:

but then during english i came back to get my vocab book, & i was worried abt them releasing the thing so i told them not to & in the end we decided it had to be stopped. or killed. or thrown out the window. whichever. far far away from grace's seat is best. so afiqa & i were like, "got cockroach! how!" & we were majorly freaked out tht some guys may let it loose & it wld terrorize us, so everytime someone approached the box cover we wld be "NOO!!!"
in the end danny said he'll kill it & then uncovered it & then...

danny: "chey! wth, not cockroach lah! just some insect lookalike."
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=.=
everybody: "who say is cockroach one!"
in unison: "grace lor,"
me: "but...meifeng told me is cockroach de! whatever lah, i still dont want it anywhere near my seat! someone pls like take it away!"
*watches in horror as the insect crawls ever close to my stuff, & when it is beside minshan's desk...(which is right in front of mine)*
"no!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it! OMG!!! STOP IT omg omg omg!"
yeah i believe i was smth like that. yes, im freaked out when it comes to creepy crawlies. anyway. back to the high pitched screaming.
"no!!!!!!! do something!!!!!!!!!!"
& then chiachiu kicks it back to meifeng's seat. *silence* me: "er. ok that works." temporary, but gave my like 5more min to solve the problem. IN THE END! gang hao threw it out the window! :DDDD

yay ganghao saved the day with the piece of paper! ahahha see, must be brave like him, not the other useless guys standing around, like danny, who was like, chey not cockroach i care for wad. -.- -.- -.- !!!!!

ahahha. yes so that was basically the funniest thing all day. unless you count yiyin & i finding out during EFL that dennis is totally hair-less. seriously, it's like he has zero leg hair. v scary.

slimming chocolate i crave you!

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