Technology, Tumblr and the game of Keep Away I play

Florence + The Machine - Spectrum

Holy shit guys!! I just saw the video for Spectrum and it is both creepy and beautiful in the most hauntingly appealing way possible!!! I CANNOT STOP RAVING ABOUT IT OMG why did I see this only now??? The video's been out since May!!

Okay take a deep breath and stop overusing the exclamation marks.

ANYWAY. That really isn't what I wanted to write about today at all.

Like I mentioned before, I've been considering getting a Tumblr recently for reasons...(mainly the idea of reblogging gifs and all the fandoms) BUT I HAVE BEEN THWARTED.

For reasons unknown, I cannot for the life of me use the Ask and Submit features on Tumblr! My friend Abigail (not the same Abigail as in Taylor Swift's famous Fifteen song, but I get why you might be confused. No actually, I'm just kidding around lol there are five point two million Abigails in the world, no one would automatically think of THAT Abigail hahaha. But it could happen. *shrug* OHMYGOD BACK TO THE POINT.) says it's got something to do with the fact that
a) I use Singtel
b) I use Chrome
c) my proxy settings
d) I use a MacBook
and after a bit (read: A WHOLE EFFING LOT, YOU SONS OF...*takes a cleansing breath*) tinkering about, i STILL cannot use the darn ask and submit features so I'm beginning to think it could also have to do with the facts that
e) I use a USB modem so the settings are different
f) I AM A FREAKING TECH NOOB AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
probably though,
g) all of the above

This is like a "screw you" from a social platform. Like, AHAHA YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE LOVED ONES YOU HAVE BETRAYED ENDLESS LOVE AND AWESOMENESS ON TUMBLR SO GTFO, AND STAY THERE!!

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not that Blogger isn't awesome. I just feel real lonely here cause all my friends have deserted Blogger years and years ago and I'm one of the last holdouts.

Despite all the help Abi gave me and some advice from Ken (not the Barbie ex lol sorry I couldn't help it) I have remained locked out of the "life blood" that makes Tumblr, according to Abi.
Yes, well. Story of my life. Lol no not really but you know what I mean.

If anyone wants to know, I keep getting shown a "Sorry, we seem to be having technical error. Please try again later." msg whenever I click on Ask/Submit and no amount of refreshes, proxy setting changes and relaunches help.

Sigh.
I am resigned to my fate. You may leave me alone to cry and hide in the Hiddles tags while simultaneously wailing "STAWP IT!" at the cold emotionless macbook screen.

All this technology stuff is damnably flabbergasting. I feel like Steve after he awoke from the 70 years he spent in the ice. Yes that was an Avengers reference. Please don't judge me, I love them so.

If you're wondering about the post title, ignorance is the player in the middle who attempts (I wouldn't call it "attempt", really, when it is "succeeds" that is more appropriate) to intercept the ball. Of course, it is a virtual ball we are talking about since Tumblr has no real arms to speak of, although it is doing a bang up job of holding me captive in the Hiddles tag.

Farewell for now my loves. I must go cry under the shower. No really, I need to go.